I can't believe that we don't have a table that will go up and down so that I don't have to stand on a cage grate and a relief mat to be able to reach the top of a big dog. Notice the beautiful white grout? I don't know how it stays clean. ( just pretend that you didn't notice the socks......I know you did though. )
Katy, use a crate. It will work. Eventually. If not, I 'll send you a chihuahua.